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Don't Be A Dick Sweatshirt

Don't Be A Dick Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.94 USD
Regular price $49.92 USD Sale price $44.94 USD
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Color: White
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
Salt-streaked waves, moonlight, and a whale that won’t take nonsense — this lightweight crew captures a dry, salty sense of humor and turns it into wearable art. The illustrated scene reads like a weathered sea legend: a small, star-lit ship rides the swell while a massive whale’s back surfaces with a cheeky, hand-lettered message. The relaxed fit and soft ring-spun cotton make it easy to throw on for evening walks, coffee runs, or low-key gatherings with friends who appreciate sardonic wit.

Wear it when you want to signal playful bluntness without shouting. The soft fabric and clean white canvas let the image pop, while the tubular knit and ribbed cuffs keep the silhouette neat even after many wears. It sits naturally in the wardrobe of someone who likes layered looks — denim jacket, beanie, boots — or simply with well-loved jeans and a favorite pair of sneakers. This crewneck feels like a private joke you’re happy to share with the right crowd.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric that prints vivid detail
- Lightweight (6.4 oz) with a relaxed fit for easy layering
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem for stretch and shape retention
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Twill shoulder and neck tape plus sewn-in label for added durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Shipping: Proudly printed and shipped from the USA.

Processing time: 2-5 business days.

Delivery: 3-7 business days for US orders.

Returns: As our products are printed on demand, we only accept returns or replacements for damaged, defective items, or printing errors within 30 days of delivery.

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