S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A clean, soft tee that speaks quietly but clearly. The front bears a small, old‑style script reading “Leaf Me Alone,” while the back shows bold black silhouettes of farm animals under the line “Dont eat the homies.” It feels like a dry, clever whisper — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to keep conversation light and a little sardonic. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee and a beanie, at backyard barbecues to nudge friends into plant‑based debates, or out walking the dog when you’re in a low‑key mood. Lightweight and breathable, it layers easily under an overshirt or stands alone as a minimalist statement piece that matches an ironic, eco‑minded wardrobe.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable all‑year comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste‑reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front/back prints with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels for crisp, durable graphics
- Certified safe and sustainably produced: Oeko‑Tex, EU warranty, ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Shipping: Proudly printed and shipped from the USA.

Processing time: 2-5 business days.

Delivery: 3-7 business days for US orders.

Returns: As our products are printed on demand, we only accept returns or replacements for damaged, defective items, or printing errors within 30 days of delivery.

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