S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, hand-lettered message across the chest that reads like a private joke you’re happy to share. The soft, ring-spun fabric drapes easily and breathes through busy days, while the clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the text can do the talking. Wear it to coffee runs, creative meetups, or lazy weekends when you want to signal humor and honest self-awareness. The understated print and smooth surface make it easy to layer under jackets or pair with jeans for an offbeat, lived-in look.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/inner neck printing; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Shipping: Proudly printed and shipped from the USA.

Processing time: 2-5 business days.

Delivery: 3-7 business days for US orders.

Returns: As our products are printed on demand, we only accept returns or replacements for damaged, defective items, or printing errors within 30 days of delivery.

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