S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A relaxed, everyday tee that says what you’re thinking with a sly wink. Soft, midweight cotton and a classic crew cut make this shirt a go-to for quick errands, lazy weekends, or low-key hangouts. The bold, typographic design with playful poop-and-tissue icons delivers a cheeky, sarcastic message that lands without shouting. Wear it to break the ice, nudge a friend, or simply enjoy something honest and funny in your wardrobe. The clean white background keeps the graphic crisp and gives room for the text to be the star.

This shirt fits into laid-back routines: tossed on with worn-in jeans, layered under an open flannel, or paired with sweatpants for a movie night. Fans of dry humor and blunt one-liners will appreciate how the tee communicates attitude without needing extras. It holds up wash after wash and keeps its shape, so it stays part of the rotation rather than fading into the back of the closet.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder twill tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- DTF sleeve/neck prints and DTG main print for detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for scratch-free, safe wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Shipping: Proudly printed and shipped from the USA.

Processing time: 2-5 business days.

Delivery: 3-7 business days for US orders.

Returns: As our products are printed on demand, we only accept returns or replacements for damaged, defective items, or printing errors within 30 days of delivery.

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