S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This cozy hoodie blends comfort with a deadpan sense of humor — a small, detailed graphic of a battle-worn creature and the caption “You think you’re so tough? That makes sense you look very strong” sits on the chest, low enough to feel personal and bold enough to start a grin. The mid-weight cotton/poly fabric holds print detail crisply and feels warm without weighing you down. Slip into the roomy pouch pocket, pull the double-lined hood up on chilly mornings, and let the understated, tongue-in-cheek art do the talking while you go about your day. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want warmth, durability, and a quiet laugh with friends around a late-night fire or while running errands on a gray afternoon.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight (8.0 oz) — warm, soft, durable
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood and color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- DTF/DTG print methods preserve fine graphic detail; embroidery option available

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Shipping: Proudly printed and shipped from the USA.

Processing time: 2-5 business days.

Delivery: 3-7 business days for US orders.

Returns: As our products are printed on demand, we only accept returns or replacements for damaged, defective items, or printing errors within 30 days of delivery.

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